It’s a metaphor, see: you hold a pen with your homework in front of you, but you don’t do it, you don’t give it the power to do its killing
im in the car coming home from church and I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS IS PLAYING ON THE RADIO SOMEONE HELP ME
He adopted a dog you guys. To prove he’s a responsible HUSBAND and FATHERRR.
CAN YOU SAY MARRIED.
You can’t get any more obvious unless you have them actually have the ceremony.
"Meanwhile, the smitten Sam is eager to prove to Mercedes that he’s a responsible and dependable adult worthy of being considered husband (and father) material. To prove his point, he adopts a dog, but when “McConaughey” proceeds to destroy the apartment (and Mercedes’ expensive hair extensions), Sam must teach the dog some obedience or admit failure."
HELP HELP I’VE FALLEN AND I CAN’T GET UP
*rides into battle on a gym class butt scooter*
*runs over fingers* ffu fuKFUCK ABORT MISSIOn A BOR T FUCLKGJI N mISSION GODDAMMIT